amsterdam,  the netherlands

city break: amsterdam // hits & misses

theromanticWe accidentally planned poorly for this trip, but it didn’t take away from our excitement. We psyched ourselves up for a laid back 10 days of city exploration. but somehow, we still ended up having a pretty busy city break: Amsterdam edition. Even so, in spite of ourselves and some moody weather upon arrival, we still fell in love with the city. By the end, we left with a laundry list of things we’d fully recommend you see on your own visit.

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HITS

The Hotel Pulitzer // Situated right along a canal and next to the Nine Streets, the surrounding neighborhood is everything you picture Amsterdam to be (you know, as long as you’re not picturing drugged up prostitutes everywhere, WHICH as it turns out, is more people’s impression of Amsterdam than you’d think).

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Even better than the location was the decor itself. Exposed brick, classic Dutch-style wooden beams, and the comfiest bed in the world? I’m actually surprised the hubs was able to convince me to go out and see the city.

The Van Gogh Museum // We’re not your traditional museum visitors. The hubs is famous for walking into each gallery, spinning in a circle, nodding, and moving on. Not to say that he was much different here, but on a Friday night, they had a DJ, everyone seemed to be under 30, and there was a bar. We were only mildly intimated by all the overly attractive people lounging around sipping wine, chatting about art. Oh, and one very stoned tour group that thought every piece was amazing. Even if you’re not there on a Friday, the museum does a great job of telling Van Gogh’s story through printed signage paired with his works. They also intermixed paintings from other artists that inspired him (including his inspiration for “The Potato Eaters,” which was interesting to see side by side).

Pancakes  // Unless a restaurant is recommended to us, I have an important (and apparently annoying) rule about choosing a restaurant while walking around: if it’s during a traditional meal-eating time, there should be a fair amount of people inside.

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Lucky for hubs, we stumbled across Pancakes and it was packed–with locals! (That’s rule #2 for choosing a restaurant but I’m less strict about that one). It was tiny and adorable, and I’ll let the picture speak for what the food was like.

The Heineken Experience // This was an obvious requirement on our trip, and it ended up being a lot more fun than I expected. Of course it was touristy, but sometimes I forget that that’s not always a bad thing.

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After the tour and tasting, you walk through a lot of interactive displays that we thought were hilarious. In the end, you come to a bar where you exchange two little tokens for two free pints of Heineken. Worth it.

Other recommendations:
Balthazar’s Keuken //  Holy Crap. It’s not even worth putting into words. They have a 3 course menu that changes weekly, and all they ask when you sit down is “meat or fish.” Amaze.

Anne Frank Museum // Seriously make time for this. It’s really depressing and easy to convince yourself to skip it, but it’s so incredibly moving and well-done.

Lust // Cute restaurant in the Nine Streets where we stopped for a late lunch and a beer. Both yum and with a nice, laid back atmosphere

Cafe de Prins // This was the only traditional bruin/brown cafe that we went to, but it was perfect. Low, wood-beamed ceilings, large oak bar, and pro-day drinking.

The Bulldog Company // If you’re like us and this isn’t your regular thing, this was the perfect place to go.

MISSES

Rijksmuseum // This was super disappointing because the Rijksmuseum was actually something we had researched and were excited about. Unfortunately, it’s under serious renovation and the character of the museum was definitely compromised because of this. So I guess it’s not a MISS, but while it’s under renovation, I would plan to skip it for something else if you’re tight on time.

Blue Boat Company // I don’t know if this is true for all of the canal tours, but JESUS CHRIST was I bored. Like, fell-asleep-with-my-sunglasses-on bored.

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Ok, that’s not saying much because I can fall asleep anywhere (fell asleep in a kayak once, true story), but it really was boring. Seriously, the most exciting part of the tour was when we got stuck in the middle of Grachtenrace, as pictured below. I actually think we may have thrown the race for one team, so… apologies for that.

If you have time…

Cheese tasting at Reypenaer // We were on the fence about the class. We did come out knowing more about cheese than we had at the beginning. I mean, that’s not really saying much… prior knowledge was basically just “yum, I like this!” and “eww this tastes like a band-aid.” And actually, if you enlarge the picture above, you’ll see my rating system did not progress with one class.

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However, my issue was that the teacher we had was not the best. She knew her cheese, but she wasn’t particularly captivating. (Though she was a little more entertaining by the end thanks to the wine they paired with each cheese). Still, I’d be willing to blame any negative impressions on jet lag, because we literally went here four hours after we got off our plane in Amsterdam.

Palladio // This was a cozy and intimate little find, and had surprisingly authentic (Northern) Italian food. Recommended if you’re in the neighborhood, but I wouldn’t go out of my way. It’s around the corner from Hotel Pulitzer and was the perfect place for us on Friday night.

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All in all, this little city break: Amsterdam edition was enough for our first taste. However, I would have loved a bit more time. Consider yourself on our list to revisit, Amsterdam.

xo,

the romantic

– all photos are my own

The Lazy Travelers are two transatlantic best friends who have mastered the art of exploring a new city. Though Ashley is based in London and Carolyn is in Philadelphia, we'll use any excuse to reunite around the world. We’re professional bar hoppers, pub crawlers, and food testers, and you’ll never see us zipping around, checking things off a list of “must-sees.”

16 Comments

  • Suzy

    I went on a similar boat ride in Stockholm that was a major snooze cruise. Love the looks of that hotel room. I’m not sure I would ever leave!

  • Michael

    Almost spat my coffee all over my computer when I read about your boat cruise. You’re absolutely right. Happened to me when an Amsterdam took me on one of the cruises. Yes, big three companies in town are more or less the same. check out blog on attached web page for alternatives to the must do in Amsterdam. First time is great, second time in Amsterdam is better. keep the stories coming

    • the lazy travelers

      YES, a local recommended this to us too!! she’s lived there for 16 years and was very persistent about a boat tour being the best way to see the city. is it all a ploy?!

      excited to go back, and will definitely use your page as a resource!

      xo, the romantic

  • Amsterdam Private Tours

    I agree with most of your comments, but was amazed about you finding the canal cruise boring. In the defence of Blue Boat Company: there is little difference between the major cruise companies. We recommend a canal cruise at the beginning of an Amsterdam visit, as a quick (and cheap) orientation. Similar service is offered by hop-on hop-off type tourist buses in Amsterdam and most other cities. Amsterdam beïng a small city we recommend the canal cruise instead of hop-on hop-off bus. What may have bored you was maybe the multi-lingual tape on the boat? A canal cruises with private guide may have been more interesting (but more expensive).

    • the lazy travelers

      that’s good to know that there’s not a huge difference between the cruise companies, and i’ll definitely keep the idea of a private guide in mind for next time! it was absolutely gorgeous, but you’re right–the multi-lingual tape didn’t keep our attention. we’re not hop-on hop-off bus people either, so maybe the lesson for us is that that type of tour just isn’t our style in general.

      we absolutely adored everything else about amsterdam though, and cannot wait to go back someday!

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